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Government Requires ‘Marty The Magician’ To Submit A ‘Disaster Plan’ For His Rabbit

‘Marty the Magician’  or Marty Hayne relates his experience:

“I wasn’t aware as a magician, with one rabbit, I needed a license.”

” I was actually busted during a performance at a library, for children… Back in 2005…. All of a sudden, an inspector threw a badge in my face and demanded to see my license.”

“I knew nothing about needing a license. It involves several hoops to jump through. A $40 license fee. A $60 vet. bill every year. Surprise inspections of my home whenever they want to inspect my rabbit.”

“I get inspected every year. They check temperature of the house, size of the cage, cleanliness of the food. “

” I did fail my first inspection. Unfortunately, my rabbit travel cage did not have 2 stickers on it saying ‘live animals’ with an arrow pointing up.  And I inquired why I needed arrows pointing up and she replied, “So you’ll know how to carry the cage.” ( the cage was steel mesh so you could see through it. You could see the rabbit  and which side is the top and bottom of the cage) 

“And I told the inspector that most people would carry the cage by the handle. She wasn’t amused… And then latter, she pointed to a section in the rule book that says: “verbally abusing the inspector is one year in jail and a $1000 fine.”

“Last week, they added a whole new layer on. The written ‘Comprehensive Disaster Plan’ for one rabbit.”

“Looking at the requirements they want, ( A nationally recognized emergency expert, who has written such reports, offered to write the report for him), she is looking at a plan about 60 pages long, to cover my one rabbit.”

“I am not going to let the government stand in my way of cheering up a little kid…”

Via: Washington Post by David A. Fahrenthold

Watch him pull a USDA- mandated rabbit disaster plan out of his hat

In OZARK, Mo. — This summer, Marty the Magician got a letter from the U.S. government. It began with six ominous words: “Dear Members of Our Regulated Community . . .”

Washington had questions about his rabbit. Again.

Marty Hahne, 54, does magic shows for kids in southern Missouri. For his big finale, he pulls a rabbit out of a hat. Or out of a picnic basket. Or out of a tiny library, if he’s doing his routine about reading being magical.

To do that, Hahne has an official U.S. government license. Not for the magic. For the rabbit.

The Agriculture Department requires it, citing a decades-old law that was intended to regulate zoos and circuses. Today, the USDA also uses it to regulate much smaller “animal exhibitors,” even the humble one-bunny magician.

That was what the letter was about. The government had a new rule. To keep his rabbit license, Hahne needed to write a rabbit disaster plan.

“Fire. Flood. Tornado. Air conditioning going out. Ice storm. Power failures,” Hahne said, listing a few of the calamities for which he needed a plan to save the rabbit.

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Cop Fired for Speaking Out Against Ticket and Arrest Quotas

via: Tracy Oppenenheimer

Auburn, Alabama is home to sprawling plains, Auburn University, and a troubling police force. After the arrival of a new police chief in 2010, the department entered an era of ticket quotas and worse.

“When I first heard about the quotas I was appalled,” says former Auburn police officer Justin Hanners, who claims he and other cops were given directives to hassle, ticket, or arrest specific numbers of residents per shift. “I got into law enforcement to serve and protect, not be a bully.”

Hanners blew the whistle on the department’s tactics and was eventually fired for refusing to comply and keep quiet. He says that each officer was required to make 100 contacts each month, which included tickets, arrests, field interviews, and warnings. This equates to 72,000 contacts a year in a 50,000 person town. His claims are backed up by audio recordings of his superiors he made. The Auburn police department declined requests to be interviewed for this story.

“There are not that many speeders, there are not that many people running red lights to get those numbers, so what [the police] do is they lower their standards,” says Hanners. That led to the department encouraging officers to arrest people that Hanners “didn’t feel like had broken the law.”


Former Reason staffer Radley Balko, now an investigative reporter for the Huffington Post and author of the new book, Rise of the Warrrior Cop, says that this isn’t just a nuisance, it infringes on public safety.

“You have a policy that encourages police to create petty crimes and ignore serious crimes, and that’s clearly the opposite of what we want our police to be doing,” says Balko.

Hanners repeatedly voiced his concerns through his chain of command, and the department responded that these requirements are necessary for increasing productivity.

Yet Hanners firmly believes that the quotas are entirely revenue driven.

“I had no intention of dropping it,” says Hanners, “This is a problem in more places than Auburn, and I think once the people know that they can hold their public officials accountable, it’ll change.”

The police chief singled out by Hanners retired this July, citing medical reasons.


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