Category Archives: satire

Rock tribute to Killary

 

 

“Wonderful Tonight” by Eric Clapton

It’s late in the evening; she’s wondering what clothes to wear.
She puts on her make-up and brushes her short hair.
And then she asks me, Do I look all right?
And I say, No B-i-t-c-h, you look horrible tonight.

You abuse all your power
Waste  everybody’s time
You dress like a hooker
Not the expensive kind
So get your ass to the airport
Take a one way flight
Because B-i-t-c-h you look horrible tonight

Ben Garrison: Taking a Bite Out of Tyranny!

 

Ben Garrison is a libertarian political cartoon artist known for creating illustrations about United States political corruption  and conspiracies.

Ben Garrison quotes:

 “I am for freedom and the Constitution.

The harder I’ve worked, the more big government has taken…”

“The system is an inverted horn of plenty. Plenty of money is constantly shoveled in for politicians. They can never get enough. Not only will they never reign in their spending, they will continue to vote themselves raises, huge pay packages, benefits and pensions for life–far in excess of anything the average Joe will ever get. In essence, those who run the government have voted and elevated themselves to a form of nobility. They feather their own nests and the nests of those who get them elected in the first place–the major corporations and banks that constitute a crony capitalist shadow government. We are seeing a new form of serfdom developing. The vast majority of Americans will pay more taxes, face more government control and see freedoms dwindle as they get poorer. The benefits that are promised to us certainly won’t be there. It’s a mathematical impossibility.”

 

Rogue Cartoonist: Ben Garrison

Cartoons That Changed The World

The Government Can

Reality Bullseye archives: Satire

 

 

‘Climate Astronauts’: Propaganda Aimed at Kids

 


“Give me four years to teach the children and the seed I have sown will never be uprooted.”- Vladimir I. Lenin

Via: thepeoplescube.com

C’mon, komrades, you don’t have to be a Young Pioneer to follow these instructions, we are all children in the State’s eyes, and many are already compliant! I won’t be bathing, brushing my teeth, or leaving the house unless I am called upon for Revolutionary Activities, in which I just won’t bathe or brush. Lets make our government be out of this world!


Lyrics:

We are astronauts, and we can see
We are astronauts, what’s good for you
We are astronauts, no plastic bags
We are astronauts, don’t waste the food
We are astronauts, turn out the lights
We are astronauts, in the night
We are astronauts, don’t need no cars
We are astronauts, we go by bike

We are climate, climate astronauts
We are climate, climate astronauts

[…]

Boys and girls around the world
Can you hear us
We are loud
We don’t need no CO2
What we need is me and you
And, our solar rockets
We rocket, rocket

We are astronauts, we plant the trees
We are astronauts, we go by feet
We are astronauts, we save the world
We are astronauts, when we brush our teeth
We are astronauts, don’t need no bath
We are astronauts, at every day
We are astronauts, we love you earth
We are astronauts, and we will say

We are climate, climate astronauts

[…]

 

IN A FEW YEARS MEET:

WORSHIP ‘BIG BROTHER’ ?   YEAH RIGHT!

 

 

 

 

David Patrick Carter Questions The Ruling Elite

 

 

David Patrick Carter throws out some interesting questions on the topic of the ruling elite in England. He questions the validity of the Queen of England, he links his research to David Icke, Alex Jones and Joel Skousen from the World Affairs Brief. The global population is under attack from the air, the water and the food, we are controlled by the banks and we need to wake up before it is beyond our control.

 

 

 

 

 

Insane base jumping / bike parkour

 

Malvina Reynolds / Little Boxes

 

CSNY: What are their names?     Let’s impeach the President for lying

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Old Macdonald Had A Farm: Out With The Old – In With The New

Old MacDonald had a farm, ei ei oh! And on that farm he had some cows, ei ei oh! With a hormone here, and a hormone there, here a moan, there a moan, everywhere a hormone…

Old MacDonald had a farm, ei ei oh!

And on that farm he sprayed some crops, ei ei oh. With some GMOs here and a pesticide there, here a spray, there a spray, everywhere a spray, spray…

a small cage here and a tight cage there...

here a moan, there a moan… everywhere a spray, spray

Old MacDonald had a farm, ei ei oh!

 

 

New MacDonald had a farm. ei , ei, oh! And on that farm the animals roamed. ei , ei, oh! With a pasture here and some open space there. Here they roam, there they roam and never any hormones.

New MacDonald had a farm. ei , ei, oh!

And that farm was chemical-free with no GMOs …with dark soil here and  organic crops there. Toxic pesticides can say goodbye. No more toxins in our lives.

New MacDonald had a farm. ei , ei, oh!