“Wonderful Tonight” by Eric Clapton
It’s late in the evening; she’s wondering what clothes to wear.
She puts on her make-up and brushes her short hair.
And then she asks me, Do I look all right?
And I say, No B-i-t-c-h, you look horrible tonight.
You abuse all your power
Waste everybody’s time
You dress like a hooker
Not the expensive kind
So get your ass to the airport
Take a one way flight
Because B-i-t-c-h you look horrible tonight